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HELP I’M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.
((I made a thing while working on submissions.))
ehehehhh
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
Is this happening, for real? Do I need to move?
(via quantumeagle)
THIS GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE RIGHT NOW
WAHAAATTTT fljgbdsjlfbglsdg
IT’S MINECRAFT MEETS NATURAL SELECTION MEETS EVE MEETS HALO MEETS MY OWN VIDYA WET DREAMS
DOWNLOADING NOW
HOLY SHIT WHAAAAAT
what is this it looks like the game to end all games :O
Going to go see if this is real…
And then see if my computer could even run it…
oh my gaaaawd instant download !!!
This is what I always wanted <3
I can’t get the download to work, but it does seem to be a real thing! XD
I’ll try some more later. The minecraft-like aspect of this game looks incredible!
Obviously the designers went to “How to make a game that looks too good to be true 101”.
But oh my god, if this is real, then the 10’s are looking to be a good decade of gaming.
Oh wow, I am super impressed, and it’s a free game too :O
YOU GUYS, SERVER OVERLOAD ON THE DOWNLOAD LINK
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Artwork by Ryan Guyatt
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Gifs from captainharvey.tumblr.com/
LMAO
Almost choked on a grape at this omfg.
(via geothebio)
This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers
THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS
THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS
THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED
THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED
#THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED
The joke isn’t going to make it into the Avengers because it was repeated and bolded.
None of you are getting into the Avengers with that attitude!
These posts are why tumblr is not in the Avengers
THESE POSTS ARE WHY TUMBLR IS NOT IN THE AVENGERES
THESE POSTS ARE WHY TUMBLR IS NOT IN THE AVENGERS
what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.
it looks sad
is that a regular tie
that is a regular tie
tied up
as a bow tie
oh my god andrew
did you fucking wear a regular tie
and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie
and try to fix it
Andrew no
Activist prevents Israeli officer from arresting Palestinian child
During Sunday’s Jerusalem Day events, a Palestinian boy, perhaps 10 years old, was chased down an East Jerusalem street by a very angry officer of the Border Police. The boy tripped and fell, then picked himself up just as the Border Police officer reached him and tried to grab him. But a 22 year-old female Israeli activist prevented the boy’s arrest by throwing herself between the two, allowing the Palestinian boy to flee.
Jerusalem Day is meant to be a celebration of the city’s ‘reunification’ following Israel’s victory in the 1967 war. In practice, it is a day for Israeli nationalists, draped in flags, dancing in circles, singing and chanting (including the popular Israeli nationalist chant, ‘death to Arabs’) as they march through the streets of East Jerusalem and the Old City. Many of the Jewish demonstrators are bused in from right-wing yeshivas in Israel and the West Bank
This year, an Orthodox Jewish man grabbed the Palestinian flag from the hands of a 10 year-old boy and refused to return it. The boy, enraged, tried to prise it out of the Jewish man’s hands. A Border Police officer, seeing the struggle between a 10 year-old Palestinian boy and a fully grown Jewish man, chased the Palestinian boy rather than ordering the Jewish man to return the flag. Someone made a montage of the incident and posted it on Facebook, with commentary. Note the expression of rage in the Border Police officer’s eyes, as seen in the second photo.
In the end the boy got away, due to the intervention of a 22 year-old Israeli activist from Jerusalem named Sahar Vardi, who threw herself in front of the Border Police officer just as he was about to grab the child. Photojournalist Haim Schwarczenberg caught the incident.
The incident was also filmed and the clip posted on Youtube.
Source: +972mag
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when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
I watch ice hockey just for brilliant moments like this.
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